小明的那话儿非常的雄伟
足足有65公分长
而他丝毫都没有快乐过
因为真的非常不方便
出门的时候
也不知该藏在哪里，更别说有反应的时候了.....
而小明到处求医
都没有效果
正当他快放弃希望时
他碰到一位女巫
小明焦急的问她说:你可以帮我把那里变短吗?
女巫说:我可没有这种能耐，但你只要让我养的这只神龟说出一的"不"，就可以让那里缩短10公分..
小明便向神龟说:你可以舔一下我那里吗?
神龟说:不要
果然，小明的那边缩短了10公分
小明欣喜若狂，更加卖力的向神龟问说:你可以舔一下我那里吗?
神龟说:不要
离小明满意的长度25公分，只剩20公分啦~~只要再让神龟说2次"不"就好了，小明如此盘算着
小明又问神龟说:你可以舔一下我那里吗?
神龟说:不要
终于只剩10公分啦~~只要再让神龟说一次就好啦~~
小明信心满满的向神龟说:你可以舔一下我那里吗?
没想到神龟冷不防的说:就跟你说不要就是不要，你到底要我说几次不要你才爽啊?不要、不要、不要
小明:.........................................(晕倒了.....XD~~~)

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